Portsmouth, OH

Spotted: A middle aged preppy woman in rather conservative khakis and a button up blouse. However, lurking below the khakis were massive foam wood patterned sandals with denim straps and rhinestone buckles. Things just didn't seem to match up.

Amsterdam Airport

SPOTTED: A woman in a skintight little black dress, 5-inch black stilettos, and the jewelry to match.  She seems to believe she's going out clubbing within the next twenty minutes.  Unfortunately for this fashion flop, it's only 11 AM local time, and the bars don't open for another six hours.

Columbus, OH

SPOTTED:
Man wearing acid wash jeans and a highlighter-yellow hoodie. There is speculation that the hoodie (labeled in lime green with "State Tractor-Pulling Championships") may glow in the dark. This over-the-top 80s throwback was paired with an Ohio State University cap, which would not have been so conspicuous if the wearer didn't look like he'd never stepped foot on any college campus, let alone OSU. Photos are regrettably not available.

Cincinnati, OH

spotted: a businessman on a yellow/black motorcycle stopped at a red light in rush hour traffic rocking blue suit pants, black socks, and brown loafers....ouch.

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This, as it would appear, is a blog featuring the most unusual things one might see around town. Boston, Cincy, Scotland, wherever. Bad fashion and things that make you go "WHYYYYY" exist. and you know you think they're funny.